Surfing for smut in China just got quite a bit more, well, lucrative.
The Chinese government is offering big payouts to people who snitch on porno. As of this month, the country’s heavy-hitting anti-porn task force is offering up the US equivalent of $86,000 — almost exactly the average annual salary there — to anyone who reports on NSFW content.
Chinese authorities have been using this tattletale tactic successfully — offering cash to ensure a cleaner internet — since 2009. But this latest price hike is serious, effectively doubling the reward to vigilantes, according to Tech in Asia.
China’s ongoing campaign against web smut, called “Clean Up the Pornographic, Strike the Illegal,” has serious consequences for anyone found guilty of watching, sharing or creating erotic material.
$86k to snitch on people for jerking off? I think I’m going to have to move to China. This is the easiest job ever. It’s so easy to spot a porn guy. You see a guy wearing Wranglers and Air Monarchs? Give your boy those 86 racks because that guy has been busting nuts to incest on the daily. I’ll even take it a step further and start entrapping motherfuckers. If I tell some middle aged Chinese man about GirlsDoPorn, do you think he’s going to be able to resist? Fuck no, he’s going to be committing attempted manslaughter on his dick while those amateur teens get fucking railed…and I’m going to promptly alert the authorities and collect that motherfucking bag.
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