There’s nothing better than long, flowing hair on a girl.  It’s cute as fuck, fun to play with, and maybe cool to lightly tug on in certain situations which I will not speak of because I’m a good boy.  Ariana Grande had perfect hair, it helped to make her the most adorable human being of all time.  Notice that I used “had”, not “has”.  This morning, I awoke to a shocking sight on Instagram.  Ari cut her hair.  My world is turned upside down.  I’m in mourning.  Yeah, I would still marry her with zero hesitation and oblige to her every demand…but the hair.  Fuck you, Pete Davidson.