There’s nothing better than long, flowing hair on a girl. It’s cute as fuck, fun to play with, and maybe cool to lightly tug on in certain situations which I will not speak of because I’m a good boy. Ariana Grande had perfect hair, it helped to make her the most adorable human being of all time. Notice that I used “had”, not “has”. This morning, I awoke to a shocking sight on Instagram. Ari cut her hair. My world is turned upside down. I’m in mourning. Yeah, I would still marry her with zero hesitation and oblige to her every demand…but the hair. Fuck you, Pete Davidson.
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