So, today was the first major snowfall out here on the east coast.  I want to die. If you’re the type of person that actually enjoys snow…what the fuck is wrong with you?  Sure, it looks cute, but that’s about the only upside. Obviously, with me being the type of person that isn’t at all superficial, I don’t get caught up in the aesthetic allure of snow.  Do I look like the type of guy that’s going to go outside and shovel? The Audi is currently buried under a solid 7 inches (that’s a pretty good number of inches, right?), and I’m trapped.  I’m losing my fucking mind. I need to go to the gym, I need to get food, but instead I’m sitting here watching Riverdale because the east coast weather fucking sucks. I’m about to burn so many fossil fuels because your boy is in desperate need of some global warmth.  Fuck the planet, I cannot be walking around getting those disgusting grey snow/slush splashes on these Saint Laurent jeans.