I have a problem…I’m addicted to copping jawns. If I see something I like, I need to buy it immediately. It’s 9:22AM on a miserable, snowy Friday morning. I’m scrolling through Instagram, and I see this absolute fire navy blue fleece with leopard-print details. The price? A mere $495. Do I need it? No (yes). So, as I often do, I sit here trying to justify making this purchase. Well, it is cold out…a hefty fleece will surely be practical in this trash east coast weather. Is that a good enough reason to cop? I mean, I could surely get something just as warm for a far lesser cost. Then, it hits me. By buying this fleece, I’m breaking down barriers. This just so happens to be a women’s fleece (marketed as unisex, but we’re going to ignore that). I’m making a statement: people of any gender should be able to wear whatever the fuck they please without being judged. I’m not just some superficial piece of shit that’s addicted to spending, I’m a god damn revolutionary. I hit that purchase button real fast, and in 3-7 days, I’ll be serving up a look whilst putting an end to discrimination.
Way to push the culture forward 😂