Bitch, shut the fuck up.  You feel like your daughter was name shamed?  Fuck off.  We all know that you were just begging for attention from the second you gave your child the name Abcde.  You may just be the worst mother of all time.  It’s Casey Anthony, then you, ma’am.  Any reaction to your daughter’s name is not the fault of that person, it’s your fault.  When your daughter comes home from school crying after being made fun of, I hope you feel terrible about yourself.  But…you won’t.  You’re a terrible human being; you’ll enjoy the fact that you have something else to complain about to the world.  Abcde is not a name, it’s what 4 year olds learn in preschool.

Sidenote, my official top 10 girl names for your reading pleasure:

  1. Sofia
  2. Bella
  3. Ariana
  4. Olivia
  5. Chloe
  6. Madison
  7. Ellie
  8. Celia
  9. Lily
  10. Aria