Ariana Grande is the baddest bitch alive. She just dropped the video for thank u, next…it’s a masterpiece. The video takes inspiration from several teen movies, most importantly, Mean Girls. If you know me, you know I’m a huge Mean Girls guy. If Regina George was a real person, I would marry her. You give me Ariana Grande as Regina George and I’m cumming myself. Don’t even talk to me about the Jingle Bell Rock scene. Kris Jenner as the Mean Girls cool mom was a great touch, too. The absolute best part of the video is the little savagery that Ari throws towards Pete Davidson. As she sings her line about him, she’s writing “sorry I dipped”, confirming that she was the one who ended the engagement. On the plus side for Pete, she also appears to confirm he has a HUUUUUUUGE dick. I fucking love you, Ariana.